Arrested woman tries to bribe police officer by telling him she'd 'lick his butt hole'
An arrested woman is facing bribery charges after allegedly telling a police officer she'd 'lick his butt hole' if he didn't take her to jail.
According to police documents obtained by the Smoking Gun, Louisiana woman Diane Thomas was initially arrested for beating up her boyfriend.
She allegedly punched her boyfriend "multiple times" and scratched him "with her fingernails".
In the arrest document, it says Thomas told police her boyfriend was a "bitch" and he "got in her face" so she "beat his ass."
After she was handcuffed by police at the scene, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she "has a good job."
Specifically, she told the officer: "If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now. Officer, I will even lick your butt hole."
Ballard, obviously, did not take the woman up on her offer and it is reported she now face bribery charges on top of assault charges.