This is why you shouldn't poke an anaconda with a stick

Just look at the size of its head...
Just look at the size of its head...

This guy has obviously never seen the film 'Anaconda'.

Remember that terrifying film starring Jennifer Lopez (who conveniently survives) where everybody gets mauled by a HUGE snake. That film resulted in me not ever wanting to visit the Amazon - because the snake was HUGE, and vicious. 

You shouldn't really need to outline the reasons for not poking an anaconda with a stick. Except that this daredevil obviously never seen the aforementioned flick. 

These guys can weight up to 100 kilos and can grow to around 5 and a half metres. 

And here he is, poking it with a stick. Grow up!