Ten strange things found up bums
Following on from yesterday’s tale of sexual misadventure sundayworld.com has put together a list of ten strange things found up bums, thanks to the X-Ray archives of The Journal Surgery, Radiopedia, Imgur, Gizmodo and Emedicine.
Yesterday's story about 24-year-old Emma Phillips who had the unfortunate luck of getting a vibrator stuck up her bum prompted a journey through some X-ray archives.
Some of the following images are from Radiopedia's ‘sexual misadventures' collection, which consists of X-rays, mainly of middle-aged-men, with a plethora of odd and embarrassing insertions.
10) An aubergine
One witty comment left under the image of an aubergine insertion gone wrong said:
"The shape of the aubergine means that once its equator has passed the anal verge it has a tendency to scoot up, up and away.
A man arrived in A&E and told doctors that he had a fall while cooking Malaysian food, and the pestle from his pestle and mortar set had somehow found its way up his backside
7) A mobile phone
6) A can of deodorant
5) A tube of Berocca attached to a can of deodorant
This curious insertion aficionado stuffed a can of deodorant with a tube of Berocca effervescent tablets strapped to the top of it up where the sun doesn't shine.
4) An egg
3) Buzz Lightyear toy
To infinity and beyond
1) A jar of instant coffee
"Great ideas come from great coffee"