"Stupid people have better sex"
Thickos have a better time in the sack, according to a report in today’s Irish Daily Star.
It is claimed that the less a person is prone to worrying about how well they’re performing in the bedroom or how satisfied their lover is, the more they enjoy it.
The Star’s report claims that a sex therapist called Christoph Ahler wrote the report and also claimed that men need to stop worrying about the size of their penises.
“Just about any penis can cause stimulation in virtually every vagina,” he said.
“The truth is that 99.9 per cent of all penises are just the right size.
The findings will give hope to hordes of horny people throughout the world.