Sec toy causes crash
A woman crashed into a van whilst pleasuring herself with a rampant-rabbit sex toy.
The driver was stuck behind the M&J Seafood vehicle in traffic when her mini ploughed forward and banged into the rear of the fish truck.
The van driver and woman swapped details but it wasn't until firm bosses reviewed video footage that the cause of the crash came to light.
A source told the Mirror newspaper: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.
"The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. He was like 'what the f**k'. They all had a good laugh."