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Man fits scarecrow with wig and dildo then dies having sex with it

TrendingBy Morgan Flanagan Creagh
Man fits scarecrow with wig and dildo then dies having sex with it

A man was discovered in a state of decomposition after neighbours complained to the authorities about a stench emanating from his home.

Police in eastern Argentina forced their way into the house and found the remains of Jose Alberto beside a scarecrow which had been dressed up in a wig and lipstick.

The straw filled sex doll was also fitted with a six-inch strap-on dildo.

A police spokesman said:

"I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

"It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

Reports indicate that the 58-year-old shepherd died while engaging in a sex act with the scarecrow.

The scene outside Mr Alberto's home ( Pic: ElDiarioBalcarce)

"There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow.

"Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

"We are now awaiting the results of an autopsy.”

Neighbours described Mr Alberto as a loner.