Caravan for “sordid affairs, dogging or murders” goes on sale

TrendingBy Morgan Flanagan Creagh
Caravan for “sordid affairs, dogging or murders” goes on sale

An eBay advert for a "s***house crap caravan" has gone viral, sending bids for the mobile home through the roof.

By 8pm this evening the caravan had clocked up a reasonable £320, but things have spiralled out of control since, with the current bid standing at £65,800 (€90k).

The reluctant owner’s description of her depressing mobile home is what has sent the advert viral.

“Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it. My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he’d taken the day off work and driven halfway across the country to pick it up, “she wrote.

“Luckily, I’m the trusting type, and despite appearances I don’t think he bought it solely for the purpose of having a sordid extra-marital affair or taking up dogging, however as you might be able to see from the pictures, it would be PERFECT for both. Also pretty useful if you’re thinking of getting into murdering

“Down to details - this caravan has four walls, a roof, wheels and an interior unmatched in modern times for what I like to call, shabby shit.

"Think of the fun you could have in it whilst gazing out of the slightly tinted windows at rain-lashed Britain. Perhaps you could whittle a toilet for it out of the sad remains of your soul (there is a space for one).

“On the other hand, if you’re the kind of person who likes to bake an egg inside an avocado, eat “clean”, sew bunting, create endless ironic pinterest boards of favourite beards and/or breton tops then this could well be just the ticket to while away those spare hours.

“Cash on collection, viewings welcome, no sex pests or weirdos, no refunds, absolutely no forward rolls.“

The write later adds: "It has been brought to my attention that the "caravan" would also be suitable for use as a rolling meth lab. Apologies for the omission."

Here’s hoping she actually gets anything close to £60k for her s**t caravan.