A student pens letter asking rampant neighbours to have quiet sex
A student has penned a letter to rampant neighbours asking them to have quiet sex.
Jenna Levine has admitted her peaceful night's sleep was regularly disturbed by a couple's noisy romp, and she had no other choice but to politely ask the pair to "make it nasty at a lower volume", according to The Mirror Online.
She wrote: "Hello neighbour. Please have sex a little more quietly. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded how alone I am...
"Feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!"
And Jenna's neighbours replied with a card and a peace offering of a bar of chocolate to apologise.
Their response read: "Dearest neighbours.
"I'm so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn't realise how loud I was being.
"Sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologise so sincerely for.
"I'm so so sorry, I hope this hasn't occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card.
"I will for sure try to make it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don't worry, you're not alone for ever. The right person will come alone when the time comes.
"I was single for 18 years.
"Ha ha. Once again, I apologise so sincerely and deply. Sorry, room 338".